Apr 17 2014 20:45 41,139 notes

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

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Apr 17 2014 20:35 122,347 notes

Apr 17 2014 19:50 644 notes

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Apr 17 2014 19:47 132,126 notes

spongeyrocksrock:

selenerpatrol:

i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two

girls are so great

hell yeah for girls you rock

Apr 17 2014 19:38 414,452 notes

queenrylan:

esotericalesbians:

it breaks my heart knowing that i will never receive a blowjob

what the fuck why do so many people think they will never receive a blowjob

Because we have vaginas

(Source: barfemoji)

Apr 17 2014 19:30 28,932 notes

lovelynobody00:

tookieloocookies:

You know how Cecil is always concerned with his own existence?

He is constantly questioning it, and that is absolutely terrifying. You know why?

Because he doesn’t exist.

Cecil is a fictional character. And, he may or may not be somewhat aware of that fact.

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Apr 17 2014 19:30 20,922 notes

dingdongyouarewrong:

fanfiction

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Apr 17 2014 19:29 207,773 notes

  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*ABOUT YOU*~✧』
  • 1. Are you more feminine or masculine?
  • 2. Are you tall or short?
  • 3. What’s your favorite color?
  • 4. What do you love about yourself?
  • 5. What’s your greatest flaw?
  • 6. Do you see yourself differently than other people describe you?
  • 7. What are you really, really good at?
  • 8. What’s something you’re bad at, but love?
  • 9. What’s something people have tried to force you to do?
  • 10. How do you spend your free time?
  • 11. Describe the way you dress in one sentence.
  • 12. Have you ever gotten your nails professionally painted?
  • 13. What is the most insulting thing anyone has said to you?
  • 14. Favorite game?
  • 15. What color is your hair?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*PHILOSOPHY*~✧』
  • 16. Do you believe in god?
  • 17. Is men’s rights a thing?
  • 18. Does love really exist?
  • 19. Can science explain everything, eventually?
  • 20. Are we raised into what we love, or do we come to love it based on how we were raised?
  • 21. How do you feel about the school system?
  • 22. Do you believe in fate/destiny?
  • 23. What is art?
  • 24. Do we define ourselves, or does our past?
  • 25. What happens after we die?
  • 26. Do humans matter--tiny specs on a floating piece of rock in a solar 27. system in a galaxy in an infinite universe?
  • 28. Is there good in everyone?
  • 29. Does apathy really exist?
  • 29. Is human life only valuable because our society makes it?
  • 30. How do you feel about society, the vague “they” blamed for everything?
  • (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*LOVEY-DOVEY PREFERENCE STUFF*~✧』
  • 31. What gender do you prefer?
  • 32. What’s the first thing you notice about someone?
  • 33. Could you love someone you found ugly?
  • 34. Favorite hair color?
  • 35. Favorite eye color?
  • 36. Ideal height?
  • 37. Describe, personality-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 38. Describe, appearance-wise, what your ideal boy/girlfriend would be like?
  • 39. What do you look for--brains or looks?
  • 40. Could you fall in love online?
  • 41. How much of an age cap can you handle?
  • 42. How would you introduce yourself on a blind date?
  • 43. Could you forgive a cheater?
  • 44. Is lying about something serious as bad as cheating?
  • 45. Right now, you could call the person you like/love (if you aren’t dating/engaged/married already), or show up at their front door, and just confess or kiss them or whatever. What’s stopping you?

Apr 17 2014 19:28 96,969 notes

ambientheif:

jackthemother:

So this happened on facebook today….

BOOM

Apr 17 2014 19:10 34,846 notes

mamacastiel:

IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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IT’S LIKE

no

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d ont hurt my childern