harunoh:

bae: come over ;) 
me: cant im watching naruto 
bae: my parents arent home 
me: im watching NARUTO

peaing:

this is an important reminder that ur legs are cute

even the top of ur inner thigh where there are stretch marks, where ur thighs meet. cute

also the scars that might riddle ur lil leggies. theyre cute

and the backs of ur thighs that have cellulite or freckles or tan lines, its all cute

congrats

u are in possession of a very cute pair of legs

kingloptr:

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

holy fuck

katniss-the-panda:

sixfeetunderjack-bandgasm:

Thank you. My life is complete

DEAD

collection of glitter jars i made

(one of them has little hearts in it)

mabesies:

Night Vale ☾ | ☼ Desert Bluffs
 x Large version x

mabesies:

Night Vale | ☼ Desert Bluffs

x Large version x

pricepricebaby:

abulletforniki:

powerofvoodoo:

well this is rEALLY CUTE.

IT’S THE CUTEST THING I’VE EVER SEEN.

I have reblogged this at least 5 times and I don’t care

wunderscheisse:

Am I late from the party

wunderscheisse:

Am I late from the party

parallelpie:

peppybuns:

he accidentally brought his saxaphone instead of his rifle?????? i doNT KNOW, I THOUGHT OF THIS AT 4AM 



2legit2quit

parallelpie:

peppybuns:

he accidentally brought his saxaphone instead of his rifle?????? i doNT KNOW, I THOUGHT OF THIS AT 4AM 

2legit2quit